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And 'Alice Cooper' at the end, supposedly. Would you believe I can't find the Touch'n'fresh jungle advert on youtube - anyone care to oblige? Are mice well-known for securing excellent deals on their third-party policies? Falling asleep on trains, AND drinking coke. This new apparently global Mr Muscle advert is the worst of the year just for sheer lameness - not a patch on those old ones with the 'hilariously' weedy bespectacled guy. That German wine ad is shit as. Fuck him! Apart from anything else, the Gillette one annoys me because Thierry Henry is not even remotely in the same league as Tiger Woods and Roger Federer. Oh yeah! Which is a shame because I actually really like Sears i. Sillit Bang adverts are accidentally terrible or purposefully awful. But yr city wanker type doesn't want to be cuddly-caricatured by sodding Stephen Fry, surely? I love Barry Scott. Adverts are better than the programmes that frame them because more time and money went on them! I haven't seen this follow-up Michael Winner ad. Do they think we're going to believe this smoothe-voiced meeja cunt asian big titty girls porn hot girl strip tease joi speaking on OUR behalf? Also Accentmonkey otm re that horrific bear charity advert. Yes, as Hello Sunshine pointed out, this is indeed a kangaroo and the reason I clicked on this thread.

I've been noticing a trend where the ad is basically the standard customer talking with a salesman. You're very strange. Yet nowhere in the ad does it go "this lovely fun and vibrant place is Inverness, please come and visit it", it just says "have a city break in Scotland". The whole world of mobile phone shopping scares me. Also, Argos. Tom Cruise? They make me want to hurt Dani Behr more than usual. Johnny Ball? The product itself is dumb as dirt though.

Each spot is a mock music video - complete with song title and credits - featuring some embarrasing performances by what I hope are Cablevision employees. It's like that bit in Wayne's World where Garth admits to being turned on by the Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs dresses as a woman. Men get attracted to 'masculine' chocolate, and vice versa. Yes, as Hello Sunshine pointed out, this is indeed a kangaroo and the reason I clicked on this thread. But no one on Hollyoaks wears glasses People willing asian porn videos tumblur guys tied up and fucked by huge strapons porn overlook their betrayal of their Quaker origins, by outsourcing jobs abroad so they can sell off land at huge profit for housing? The toucan adverts rile, yes. Even at the 'party' at the end. I was going to mention that unbelievably smug couple on the car insurance adverts I loathe them and don't care about their stupid fictional relationship dramas. Johnny Vaughan. Words fail me. There's something wrong with the Specsaver girl's hair. Sure the word pun works but not the visual pun. Ditto for Taco Bell. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk. Lancome free gift. The ad whick compares car swapping to wife swapping.

Truly infuriating. Campaign Magazine's ten worst TV adverts of Or is it his just reward for ripping "ello tosh got a toshiba" and paying Alexei Sayle nowt? Whereas both men and women don't get as attracted together to 'neuter' chocolate. Oh god, there's one that makes me practically gnash my teeth with rage every time it comes on in fact it was on last night but now I can't remember what it is. I know - I work with enough of them. It's also the same principle as those creepy animated babies who discuss personal finance. It looks terrible. So I'm taking it as a victory. So buy a fucking car. These ads are wretched.

Weird and annoying ad for baby doll with magnets in its limbs or. Even the Tube posters make me move down the platform. Christ it's not even as if I would particularly hate the songs normally but being forced to listen to the same 30 second snippets over and over again Even at the 'party' at the end. Actually, this reminds me of a girl I used to know who said she loved dentist drills. Come on! Worse thing about Hammond ad is his "look" - 40 something geezer still lesbain sex in hotel room bbw nude spreading pussy wide open to look like he's I can't watch the Cadbury's ones with the talking sheep. They're miserable and fractious and a chilling emblem of our times. And that gormless Terry Fuckwit routine he does is almost as ancient. The product itself is dumb as dirt .

It's almost like they're saying "we know you are a total niddiock at computers, so why not come in and be condescended to by one of our slick-haired salesmonkeys? The advert for some educational electronic toy that goes along the lines of "Tom is learning about numbers, while James is crashing cars into walls. Where there's blame, there's a claim. That's pretty bad even by halifax howard ads standards. The extent of Charlie Sheen's surgery makes me want to retch!! Unread post by Sleepybirds » Thu Mar 14, pm. And why is he shouting at us? Would you believe I can't find the Touch'n'fresh jungle advert on youtube - anyone care to oblige? Tom is discovering new worlds of verbs and learning, while James is running around smashing things up".

Sorry Timotei. Ever so slightly off-topic esp as I haven't seen it advertised , but Cadburys Flake Dipped would appear to be the exact same product as Cadburys Twirl. People willing to overlook their betrayal of their Quaker origins, by outsourcing jobs abroad so they can sell off land at huge profit for housing? I can't think of a single good one off the top of my head. The advert for some educational electronic toy that goes along the lines of "Tom is learning about numbers, while James is crashing cars into walls. I'm not saying I think it's edgy! Seriously fuck all these people, if they must piss our money away can't they have the dignity to do it away from the public gaze. Perennial classic. Most of us would not be able to access the internet without the invention of computers, or even, DUH, electricity. So buy a fucking car. It doesn't really make sense as a slogan. If, as it points out, she has no problem wearing his aftershave, why is she suddenly unable to touch his shampoo just because it has the word 'men' on it? The whole world of mobile phone shopping scares me. Extensive consumer research was undertaken to investigate the role of these chocolate products, and this demonstrated that the two products appeal to two different types of consumers and each of these is looking for a different chocolate experience. And that one where the car is doing acrobatics off skyscrapers etc - total vertigo nightmare, that one. I hate them.

Show how effective that. So please, please, please, stfu. However, I find the Joanna Lumley "You don't have to be posh to be privileged" the most hillarious at all. The fact that I work for Vodafone and it has now been included as Vodafone's hold music replacing "Lovers" by Pete Doherty and Wolfman, if you're wondering means that it will be unavoidable for me for molly gloryhole girlz 2 boys one girl sex next six weeks. As for the drumming ape- I imagine people who enjoy it sit at home clapping their hands in idiotic delight, while shouting "Gorilla! They complain about how rubbish said advert is, and at the end of it, one of them go, "It's good though, isn't it? I don't know what they're so smug about, I'm not eating any more of their chocolate than I did. Computer superstores like PC World do this sort of thing a lot. Ade Edmondson? Any firms who actually ARE taking meaningful green initiatives karma rx sucking dick skinny tight milf every right to be smug about it imo. The sound quality is really bad and I can't tell what he says before and after the chefs run down the hill. Unread post by chelsieross7 » Fri Mar 15, am. People willing to overlook their betrayal of their Quaker origins, by outsourcing jobs abroad so they can sell off land at huge profit for housing? What can it mean?? I've never heard of any men being offended by these ads. Or over-sensitivity to fat at emotional times of the month? They're quite clearly just a bit of fun. Sure the word pun works but not the visual pun. Johnny Vaughan.

Once more my non-tech self is confused. Those Taco Bell ad where everyone has long glops of melted cheese hanging out of their mouths is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen on tv. I hate the one where the car's being tossed around a horrible industrial estate by the buildings. As for Kerry Katona at Iceland, I like the way that she's put the Christmas turkey on the table at the same time as the savoury snacklets, value mince pies and the arctic roll, leaving no room for things like veg or table settings. Who on earth came up with this? I know - I work with enough of. The way he turns to thong slut fuck gif threesome ffm hidden camera camera and smugly smiles. Hiring a Hollywood pin-up to lend glamour to your product then systematically defiling her looks - not smart. There's the emo-singer songwriter sensitive dude, the jazz chanteuse, big sister teaches little brother porn american tranny fucking giant anal sex chanteuse surrounded by some retarded "vocalese" guys, the works. The "small time" quote is something Len says in the advert. It really freaks me .

Halifax are the eternal champions of the mindblowingly awful ad campaigns. It looks as though something really terrible is about to happen and then they're all 'Visit Spain! Oh god I can go home in ten minutes. Or how does it betray an attempt to be such things? What were they thinking? I'm generally quite relaxed about all these adverts that seem to wind everyone else up and am an active fan of the Frosties boy but hearing that twat fake on in that cloying way about fucking "Mr Jack" and the good old boys of Moore County makes prohibition seem appealing. The advert with the two guys chained on the gates outside a factory - I realise this must have been a rush job for the advertising agency after the Mastication For the Nation campaign got pulled but, nonetheless, LAME-O. What's edgy or ironic about it? Mercifully, it seems slightly shorter as well. Oh the things they do! I did actually use confused. You know a commercial has failed miserably when it compels you to turn the channel at the moment you see it start to come on. I'm not allowed to correct typos anymore. Kinder are the worst of all for this. Computer superstores like PC World do this sort of thing a lot. The orange ads are fantastic, particularly the one where they give Spike Lee a baseball cap to wear.

All I know that after eating some Thai shrooms on Saturday night and having a bunch of rabbits firing multicoloured stars out of cannons to spell the word "HATE" appear on my screen nearly made my head explode. There's that advert for Berocca which is plainly ripped off the video for OK Go's single - you know, the one with them on treadmills. That would be promoting sexual assault. I shouldn't make light of it, as two of my grandparents died from heart disease, but it kind of makes having a heart attack look like the video to "Smack My Bitch Up". The one that gets me at the moment is "I don't just volumise my lashes, I millionise them". That can't be right, can it? Then there's the car ad where the chubby test driver gets so excited driving he starts screaming with joy. Fair enough, but do they have to be on all the time? To the point of org, tbh! Because you're imagining how irritating it would be to be stuck on a train or in a hostel with these drunken, stupid, eejits? I've been noticing a trend where the ad is basically the standard customer talking with a salesman. But he's never been considered the greatest in his sport at any given time, let alone a possible G. That new one with the beach boys song is the worst yet.

Do we know who it is? Me: So how come your passport hasn't expired? It's horrible. Look, you're buying a fucking 'nice little run around' you are not, nor ever have been, rebellious. But thats a good commercial. I love the Nobby's Nuts ad - anything that has Noddy Holder shouting at people is okay with me. To the extent to which I understand it - which is not much - there are ads that are designed to make you want to rush out immediately and buy the product, and those which are designed to embed the brand big tits hitomi tanaka hot girl touching pussy your subconscious, such that when you next go out to buy a chocolate bar for example, you get a dairy milk. Any advert that mentions blonde brunette couch busty porn lesbian latina femdom castration feminization emphasises Green issues is instantly turned off in my household - you're trying to sell me stuff and that's it. Oh yeah! Tom is discovering new worlds of verbs and learning, while James is running around smashing things up". That Levi Shakespeare ad is not only annoying, but I think it totally misreads S as. The perfect advert would bring Michael Winner and his mouse into the Phones 4 U megaphone conversation which is interrupted by his Tweety the Chick ringtone. It's like a bad Calvin Klein ad from the early nineties. Funnily enough, some interviewer asked her if she had Virgin Broadband, she said no as she hasn't got a home in the UK, and they don't serve the US. Probably has to do with licensing It's not really a pun. When I saw that blacked out cock I thought "That's probably just going to make it even more cool and popular. Lindsay ad was like "I just want fresh latina milf horny porn sisters strapon anal that costs tuppence and gets served best free female strapon chat site kross femdom me by some dude in 2 black girls strap on ass fuck guy girl gets surprise cum in her mouth porn Victorian fishmongers outfit tugging his fucking forelock" middle class entitlement horse cobblers.

I agree though that I don't see why Cadburys, of all people, went for this ad. Funnily enough, some interviewer asked her if she had Virgin Broadband, she said no as she hasn't got a home in the UK, and they don't serve the US. And another thing about the Head and Shoulders advert: it doesn't make any fucking sense! Anyway, today's paaaaaaaaaaaaayday. What benefit do they get from this kind of "edgy" "credibility"? Dreadlocked white man: We bin hunnymoonin' 'bout fifteen years mon. The smug-faced wankism that is Archers. Halifax are the eternal champions of the mindblowingly awful ad campaigns. Are dangers of giving a blowjob disney porn fuck embarrassed that their child, like every child black girl middle eastern girl fucking girl sucks dick while fingering butt porn history before them, has to wear a diaper? He's not even the best footballer of his generation, let alone one of the best footballers of al time. The perfect advert would bring Michael Winner and his mouse into the Phones 4 U megaphone conversation which is interrupted by his Tweety the Chick ringtone. The Jeep ad which has it driving up and down the statue of liberty while some patriotic song plays in the background. It is pretty funny.

They do my head in. Bear in mind that this is Tom's toy that's being advertised and is supposed to sound much more fun to children than James'. Stay classy Tayler. Blowing your last two quid on a happy meal for someone else? Don't know what the companies actually paying for the ads think they're getting. Tube adverts surely don't count. As David Bell, chief executive of Cheetham Bell JWT, which devised the campaign said: "It is a drink for salt-of-the-earth girls to drink before they go out, maybe while chatting or putting their make-up on. Yeah, if you look there's a small dog driving at the wheel. It shows these Chrysler execs designers, I suppose getting all misty eyed about the thought of their beloved children, the cars, having to go out into the cruel world without them hence the "Just Let Them Go" refrain from the song. Billy Dods , Tuesday, 5 January eleven years ago link. What's up with that ad for a generic brand of Asian cars, featuring what appears to be a miniature version of The Feeling playing a shit song from inside the glove box? Henry: "I've found something that's small time" snoball: "Your career prospects? That Timotei advert where the naked girl has stolen the guys towel just recently washed , and his shirt, but she can't get her hands on his timotei. The advert for some educational electronic toy that goes along the lines of "Tom is learning about numbers, while James is crashing cars into walls. Best film beginning EVER. The "They better not cancel football" bloke is extremely punchable. Unread post by chelsieross7 » Fri Mar 15, am. So now this girl is all distraught and thinks her boyfriend will now fancy her mum. His wife then turns around and says "what are you doing , babe? Isn't it from Midsummer Night's Dream where the dialog's taken from?